Today I woke up from a mysterious sleep to find my girlfriend making out with her dad. And I can’t even make jokes about that Austrian dude because it’s only 1973. FML....
Today I joined a ghost hunting team so I could get close to their ruggedly good looking leader. On our first field trip, I got stabbed through the throat, and attended the birthday party of a dead guy. And the ruggedly good looking leader didn’t admit his love for me until I was DEAD. FML....
Found out today that my most successful writing project wasn’t actually my own writing, just my recording visions of Winchester Bros. Who are actually real. FML....
There’re these two hot guys I know. But every time I hang out with them, let’s just say some deep shit goes down. So I swore, never again. But somehow they got me to help them out today—something about getting their souls to leave their bodies. Right! Nope, I’ve got nothing to say for myself—except, well, you gotta see...
apriki: Bill Murray with a lisp keeps changing the channel on us, reminding us why we watch Supernatural instead of anything else. Dean wins a Yen, which is worth like fifty billion dollars, and something happens to Sam’s penis again. Genital herpes has never been funnier. No it hasn’t....
apriki: Um. Seriously, what to say. Eric Kripke, in a brilliant show of chauvanism, goes and kills off the only decent recurring female characters and has Castiel push a demon-woman down into some fire and walks over her. Then there’s something about Satan digging a rose garden or something, I don’t know. To be perfectly honest, absolutely...
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